evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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