he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize