how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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