just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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