I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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