i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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