Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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