i don't like sucking hair
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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