I want to have your abortion
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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