Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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