If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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