im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
So squirting runs in the family.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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