no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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