6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
