What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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