i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
