laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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