saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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