its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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