At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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