at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
