Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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