watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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