I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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