Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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