Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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