Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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