Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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