I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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