I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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