P.S. I can't hear my feet
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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