what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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