Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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