dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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