oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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