All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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