we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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