Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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