so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
organizing the empties. That sober.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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