I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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