New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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