winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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