that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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