She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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