when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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