It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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