How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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