So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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