She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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