You made me cry and you don't even care
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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