Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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