This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it's like heaven, but drunker
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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