had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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