Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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