why im i the only drunk person in the library?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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