we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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