I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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